Today has been a pretty blurry day. I don’t remember a big chunk of it, but here’s what i did.

Woke up at 2PM Sunday, and did my normal reutine.

Went to bed at 4am monday morning, but didn’t fall asleep. just stayed there, and listened to the radio for a while.

At 6, i got out of bed, went to the fridge to get some sandwich making materials, got out some turkey, and discovered these 2+ pounds of turkey we had bought from the deli a few weeks ago had actually expired in late november. So, i stealed up the package, threw it in the garbage, and took the garbage bag out to the garbage bin outside.

Then i came back here, watched last night’s episode of curb your enthusiasm, listened to some new music, and checked out some new music that had came out in the hours before that.

Then i started looking around the internet for some stuff, and talked with some people, and i don’t remember much of it because my mind is pretty much exhausted.

Some time in there, and i was starving. So, i opened up the cupboard, got a can of progresso soup out, it was steak, potatoe, and some other country vegetable things. Prepared with soup, it was alright.

Skip ahead a few hours, i was feeling unclean, so I jumped in the shower, and discovered I can now use regular soap on my head when my scalp doesn’t feel alright. I wonder if there will be any side-effects.

In the shower, i got an idea to walk up town to get some lunch. However, fear of the cold, and the uncertainty of weather i could ride a bike down the bike path without hitting some snow kept me from going back.

1:00pm, i was hungry, so i went into the cupboards searching for food, and I found a can of campbells chunky chicken noodle. Skip ahead a couple minutes, and a bunch of crackers later, i had my soup.

The soup filled me well. I didn’t want to drink milk, so I just drank water. It made me feel pretty poor, but that’s alright, i’m preventing weight gain.

I’m sure some of you are thinking to yourself “boy, mikey has an unhealthy fixation on his weight”. You’re right. But, i just can’t handle having to work off those 30+ pounds again in the spring, and summer time. So, I’ll just avoid unnecessary fats, and not have to deal with the regret.

Skip ahead a few hours, I don’t remember what i did. I did wonder if any of the local restaurants offer delivery services, but i’m going to avoid those issues for now.

This may sound crazy, but I think my parents are trying to get me to gain my weight back. For example, the last time we ordered from wendy’s, i wasn’t here. When i came home, they had ordered me a double cheese burger. I almost always go for a single, or a chicken sandwich. I asked them about it, and they told me that they did in fact order a double, so it wasn’t done on accident.

Then last weekend, They came home with arbys. What did they bring me? Two big chicken sandwiches, and fries! I usually just get a single roast beef sandwich, and curly fries. On top of that, the chicken was fried. I’m dead sure arby’s offers a grilled chicken sandwich. They didn’t mess up on the order either.

I don’t know. Maybe I’m just imaging these things out of guilt because i haven’t been able to bike in many weeks now.

Oivay.

Well uhh, we had some.. subway for dinner. It was a normal meal, just a single sub, and some chips. I had a class of milk to drink. I would have fixed up some of this green tea i got, but i didn’t feel like using the microwave to heat up some water to dip the tea packet in.

I ended up having some tea a couple hours later. It’s alright stuff. I’m gonna start drinking it more often. I didn’t use any sweetener, somethign tells me it would taste better with sweetener. I’ll just deal without them for now, i’m still getting the health benefits of the tea.

Well, there’s tonight’s nonsense I think i’m gonna head to bed. See ya later people.

During the winter months, My threads on WHT get crazy. Well, they’re always crazy. But they tend to get more crazy around the winter months.

Wasn’t the movie “the shining” filmed during the winter? Yeah, jack nicholson’s family was running from him through the snow, and he was being crazy, running around with an axe.

Maybe that has something do with it.

Well, here’s my two latest threads:

• One - How many carrots would i have to eat to make my skin turn orange?
• Two - I need help growing a beard

More should come in time.

A few years ago, some idiots got an idea to remake the dukes of hazard, and put it into a movie. When the movie came out, it recieved horrible reviews, but a bunch of idiots still went to see it because they wanted to stare at jessica simpson’s tits for an hour and a half. When they went, they discovered jessica simpson is only in the movie for less than 10 minutes, but their thirst for low-class entertainment was quenched with speeding cars, and lots of other things that originated in the deep south.

Well, a few months ago a marketing agency had to get together and figure out how they could sell this awful movie on dvd. They realized they were up against a brick wall because the theater release had come out to awful reviews, and they had pissed off a lot of people by not coming through on their advertisement of a sex/violence-filled movie. They knew they wouldn’t be able to sell this movie back to the people who had heard the professional, and personal reviews from people who saw this movie in theaters.

So what did they do? They used a method that has been used quite frequently this year; they released an Unrated dvd, and stuck some commercials advertising a bunch of other sexy girls that were in the movie, but not playing a major role. Why? Because just about everyone realizes jessica simpson isn’t going to get naked on camera, but due to the fact that the careers of these other actress’ careers are just beginning, they will probably get naked, if only for the extra money.

However, there is no guarantee that these girls will actually get naked. They just show these girls, and accompany them with a narrator blurting out a bunch of suggestive catch phrases.

Will there be any nudity in the unrated version? I doubt it. I’m going to download the dvdrip later tonight, because I don’t want to take any chances with my $20. I’ll let you know if there is anything worthwhile.

Hey there,

Yeah, I’m still alive. For now at least. I’ve been very busy, and i haven’t had time to think about what i should write blog entires about, let alone time to write them.

So, What should i write about? How about today. Well, i fell asleep at 6am last night, and i had set my alarm for 10:00am so i would be able to ride my broken bike up to orion to the bank to get some money out. Naturally, I woke up at 10, but instead of getting out of bed, i just rolled back into bed, and stayed there for 4 and a half more hours. Then i got up, took a shower, and when i got out of the shower it started snowing. So, my bike plans were instantly cancelled because I can’t be cracking my head open after slipping, and falling on the road.

I really don’t like denis leary. I quit liking him ever since i heard the work of the late / great Bill Hicks. For more information, read this . Aside from that, I doubt somebody that rich could really be that angry.

I’ve gotta come up with a gift for the mom’s birthday that’s coming up on the 12th. She says she wants a cell phone, but she has to pick it out. We’ll see how that goes. Maybe i’ll order some kinda CD she’d enjoy.

My paypal account passed $1000 tonight, to celebrate i dropped $350 of it into my bank account for reality buying.

The oxford 7 theater isn’t playing “the ice harvest”. I wanted to see that.

I got my dvd copy of jay and silent bob do degrassi. It’s pretty funny, but not as funny as it could be. Not enough profanity, and I got the unrated version.

My hair is growing pretty fast. I’m thinkin’ about shaving it back down.

my deviantart hat came a few weeks ago, it’s not as big as i would have thought. I need a new head.

that’s all from me.