mikey to bob:

“We’re fair dinkum Aussies!”
– http://dotable.com/reasons.htm

what the does “Dinkum” Mean?

bob to mikey:
It means true blue, genuine. ridgy didge, and a bloody good bloke. =)

mikey to bob:
You should say “genuine”, US people don’t know what dinkum is. Kind of an adjective for someone who has sex with animals.

bob to mikey:
LOL. :^\

weeee internet

hey earth,

You’re live in mikey’s blog thing. I’m mikey, this is my blog thing. How’s everybody doing tonight? (flips the applause button), Alright! Let’s get on with the show.

Today was easter. How was your easter? (flips the anti-catholic riot button). Yeah, I had an OK easter. Family was cool. Arranged plans to make trips to a couple different family members’ homes to fix computers.

Yeah, Internet. That’s the name of my new internet startup. I made a little website. The domain doesn’t resolve right now because something is wrong with the internet. Domains registered with enom usually resolve instantly. Not this time I guess. I did put up a website. You can look at the little peice of work here: http://72.232.25.206/. Perhaps I’ll offer hosting some time in the future. We’ll see. For now, I’m just providing consulting on subjects related to the internet. Website & Identity creation, coding, server administration, unix software advice, etc. Right now, the website is just a little contact form. I’ll build something more after I generate some interest.

I rode 10 miles today. Wind from the east makes me angry. Hopefully it won’t get windy when I have to bike to western oxford, or southern orion this week.

I have never liked lunch-dinner combination meals. I always get hungry around dinner time. Probably because I always undereat when around family. Aye, I gotta get over that problem.

I love bacardi & cola commercials. I wonder if I can download them from the internet.

That’s all I have for you people. Laterios.

For a few years in high school i was a straight edge kid.

Straight edgers don’t drink, smoke, do drugs, or be promiscuous. Some of them took the vow as far as to become vegans, and even stay away from caffeine.

I became a straight edger after watching america’s most wanted, and hearing about a group of straight edge guys who took the vow as far as to attack anyone they saw drinking, and smoking. A few of the straight edge kids actually got together, and did drive-by’s in the city they lived in.

After hearing about them, I researched the straight edge lifestyle, and decided It would be the right thing for me.

So, i started listening to some straight edge bands: earth crysis, a few others. They were OK, but i wasn’t too wild about them. I just enjoyed being part of the cause.

Part of the straight edge thing is drawing x’s on your hands. It’s supposed to reflect what’s done at clubs, when you can’t order alcohol. So, i started doing that every day.

Then one day I was standing in the lunch line, and i got waved over by this older kid. He lifted up his long sleaved shirt, and showed me some drug free tatoos that he got on each of his arms. He went on to tell me about straight edge being bad news. Aparently he had been straight edge, and he joined a gang of them. Then, he ended up leaving the gang, and doing drugs. From there, the gang proceeded to threaten him, vandalize his stuff, and even break into his home to steal stuff.

I continued being straight edge. I talked with the guy a few more times, all was cool.

One day I started browsing a straight edge website, and I met a girl named Jessica. She lived up north, and was straight edge. I started talking with her on AIM, and IMs moved on to phone. We talked every day for along time, and remained friends on AIM.

Then one day i got grounded from the computer for a long time after I got suspended from school for posting the top ten hottest girls of oxford high school. Jessica and I continued talking on the phone. She announced getting a new boyfriend, and I was pretty sad, but i was OK with things. Then I started hanging out with a guy from school named seth.

One day, Seth got me to try pot. I did it, enjoyed it, and continued doing it.

After that first time, I got on the phone with jessica and let her know that I had tried pot. She got really mad at me, and quit talking to me.

When I got back online, some guy that she knew started harassing me. Saying him and his ‘crew’ were going to find me, and beat me up. I didn’t take him seriously.

Jessica hasn’t spoken with me since, and her straight edge friends never came to my house. Perhaps it’s better that I not be friends with people so judgemental, and controlling.

I could return to being straight edge, but the people are assholes. In addition to that, it’s gotten kind of religious, and there’s all kinds of wacked out people joining in on the cause.

Is where I was.

How I got there was another story. Would you like to hear the story? Well, I’ll tell you anyway.

I got on my bike, rode through oxford lakes, glaspie, and orion. Then I rode down some road that took me through some orionese subdivision, and that took me down some dirt road.

At that point I wasn’t lost.

Then I got onto some paved road in downtown orion, and instead of heading west like a good boy, i went east, to engage in the discovery of lands I had never traveled to.

So, I rode that for a while, and it was fun. Curvey sidewalks, bridges, not knowing where I was, all a good time.

Then the rode I was on became dirt. So, I rode it for a while until I was at the end of it. Then I had a choice of heading east, or going west. There was a hill in the eastern direction, but there was wind from the west. So, I went east.

West was fun. Hilly, but fun. At the top of one of the hills, I looked north, and saw the top of a monastery in the distance. I had visited that monastery a few years ago.

I continued for a while until another biker rode up. I asked him where I was because I had no idea, and he told me i was on indianwood lake road. I asked him if there a route to lakeville road, and he told me to just continue on for a few more miles, and I would be on lakegeorge road, which would lead me onto lakeville road.

So, i rode it for a while, and i got to lakeville road after many miles of biking.

I got home after about 13 miles of biking. Woohoo yah alright

and that’s the story.

yeah kids i’m awake

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

last night we had chinese. i was yummified.

I’m gonna go out for a long long bike ride as soon as the drier finishes it’s run. I’m gonna try and do about 20 miles. We’ll see how that works out. I’m probably going to try and get lost somewhere out on some highways, here in oakland county. I’m not sure which direction I’ll travel. Either south, or west.

South would be less lost-making.

Man i’m tired… Maybe I shouldn’t be doing it.

I think i’ll just go up town and get lunched. Then I’ll come back home for rest, then go back out after food processes.

and that’s all I have to say. Here’s some lyrics for the people who were googling the title of this post:

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good fucking luck…

hey it’s raining outside, i can hear it right now

i did 10 miles. almost got ran over by a bunch of idiots. saw a girl with a great ass, she was walking her dog with some other guy and i had to bike around them to avoid ruining my career as a professional internet

the wind isn’t pissing me off so much anymore, it is much warmer now, yay america.

it’s still broken, bike. breaks are still rubbing, i’m doing okay though.

ram come stoday, yay yay yay i hate having this computer be so slow

got permission from 3 bands to stream their stuff on my radio show. I’m still working out content from other bands.

that is all i have for you, good luck to dennis on getting his dog back. lateriosen.

i haven’t slept so fuck you.

got bike back, it’s still screwed up. woohoo incompotant mechanics.

biked anyway, ran into alex williams, didn’t stop. i had a lot of stuff on, so he probably couldn’t recognize me.

i sweat a lot when i wear a jacket. no more jackets on trips starting now.

wind from the south makes excercise difficult.

I realized that when i go riding, i’m not in my excercise mode, but my “make trip easy” mode. I should be thankful for the wind, it’s making me produce more energy to get skinny.

i want a hawaiian shirt.

i have a head ache because my helmet prevented my head from obtaining the oxygen that i needed to not have a headache.

then the allergies, ugh.

got lights, yeah, dad couldn’t manage to mount it on my bike because of whatever engenering problems there are on bike.

If you are fat, do not buy a trek 6700. you will break it.

what the fuck is there a truck outside for, it’s 12;31am

have you guys ever seen a kerry/edwards, or even remotely democrat sticker on a truck, or SUV?

that’s all.

and i hope swr finds his dog.

Earlier this year, I was taken out by two of my friends; peter and jade. They picked me up, and then picked up this girl who they planned to set me up with. Right away, I could tell that she was young. So, I told her I thought she looked young. She of course, denied it, and I proceeded to not take interest in her for the rest of the night.

That evening, I logged onto myspace, and found her profile, to verify that she was in fact 16 years old. After finding that, I went on to yell at peter and jade for being such assholes, and went on to forget all about the girl.

Tonight, I started randomly browsing the myspace profiles, and I saw a girl whose name was “I hate my baby’s daddy”. Naturally, I clicked to visit her profile, where I planned to have a good laugh at her poor judgement.

And that laugh was had. Just read this section of her profile:

“For all of you with those lingering questions yes i am gunna be a mommy and yeah im happy about it!!!”

That’s not the whole thing, but it’s enough.

After that, I clicked to view all of her pictures, and I was shocked.

IT WAS THE SAME GOD DAMN GIRL THAT PETER AND JADE HAD TRIED TO SET ME UP WITH EARLIER THIS YEAR!

Holy fuckin’ shit.

I am so happy I didn’t have sex with that girl.

I did one of those just a second ago… well, now it’ sbeen 10 seconds ago, because I had to type all these words.

Bike is at the bike shop.

I bought a helmet. that cost me $40. It’s really big, and should keep me from being killed if i get run over by some crazy person here in oakland county.

Tonight I shaved my head. I’m looking better now, than I did last november when I did this.

I hope to get my bike tomorrow, or at the latest monday. it’s going to be in the 60s tuesday, and I’m hoping for a chance to go biking out to some far away land. I’m not sure which land I will travel to, but I am interested in traveling the pollyann trail back to that unknown subdivision in orion, to find out exactly where I was.

I still need to buy some shoes. Perhaps I can make a trip out to a shoe store to buy some new shoes.

Ordered 512mb of ram tonight, I need it.

I have no other news to report on.

yeah, these past days have been aggervating.

The night I went biking int he snow, my brakes started acting up again. Making lots of noise on each wheel rotation.

Next day I woke up to a beautiful day. Got bike out, it was real broken. Turned it around to discover both of my brakes were rubbing heavily on each rotation. because of this, I chose not to ride it.

Today comes along, another beautiful day. I still can’t ride it. Dad works on it later that night. Says he’s going to be taking it to the bike shop tomorrow. May take up to a week for it to get fixed.

Weather channel says it’s going to rain, and possibly snow today.

I still have to get out to the bank to get my $100 out. Maybe I’ll take dad’s bike up there next monday.

I wonder how much it would cost to replace the brake system on the bike.

Yeah, that’s all. Laterios people.