Earlier this week some guy messaged me;

[16:43] turtlelover7123: hi
[16:43] *** Auto-response sent to turtlelover7123: i am going to bed.
[16:43] sdrawkcab yekim: hi
[16:43] turtlelover7123: hi
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: what do you need?
[16:44] turtlelover7123: nm
[16:44] turtlelover7123: wats up
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: just watching some tv.
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: who are you?
[16:44] turtlelover7123: who are u
[16:44] turtlelover7123: how old
[16:44] turtlelover7123: i am 11
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: you messaged me.
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: you dumbfuck
[16:44] turtlelover7123: how old u
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: fuck that.
[16:44] turtlelover7123: mtoher
[16:44] sdrawkcab yekim: bye
Session Close (turtlelover7123): Mon Jun 12 17:19:08 2006

I know, i was a dick. I just didn’t feel like dealing with any young kids on my aim, especially with all the risks involved in having any contact with youngsters on the internet. So, i just blocked the kid off.

So then this one messages me:

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:sucaplaya534): Tue Jun 13 16:36:48 2006
[16:36] sucaplaya534: hey
[16:36] sucaplaya534: this is turltelovers friend
[16:37] sdrawkcab yekim: what do you want
[16:37] sucaplaya534: notin
[16:37] sucaplaya534: i am friends with turtlelover
[16:37] sucaplaya534: i am nice
[16:37] sdrawkcab yekim: i don’t even know who turtlelover is
[16:37] sucaplaya534: hs cool
[16:37] sdrawkcab yekim: It’s a he?
[16:37] sucaplaya534: ya
[16:38] sdrawkcab yekim: that’s pretty hilarious
[16:39] sdrawkcab yekim: okay, so what do you need?
[16:39] sucaplaya534: notin
[16:39] sucaplaya534: just wana talk
[16:40] sdrawkcab yekim: i have a big god damn headache.
[16:41] sucaplaya534: wow
[16:41] sucaplaya534: how old are you?
[16:41] sucaplaya534: like i am 11
[16:41] sdrawkcab yekim: 23 in 7 days.
[16:41] sucaplaya534: shit
[16:41] sdrawkcab yekim: why would i want to talk to an 11 year old?
[16:41] sucaplaya534: dono
[16:41] sucaplaya534: see yah
[16:41] sdrawkcab yekim: laterios.
Session Close (sucaplaya534): Tue Jun 13 16:41:56 2006

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:sucaplaya534): Tue Jun 13 16:42:07 2006
[16:42] sucaplaya534: yup
Session Close (sucaplaya534): Tue Jun 13 16:42:11 2006

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:sucaplaya534): Tue Jun 13 16:42:12 2006
[16:42] sucaplaya534: your not 23
[16:42] sdrawkcab yekim: yes i am.
[16:42] sucaplaya534: oh
[16:42] sucaplaya534: see yah
Session Close (sucaplaya534): Tue Jun 13 16:42:37 2006

He was a dick.

Well, then the original turtle lover messages me while i’m gone:

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 18:36:47 2006
[18:36] fantastic4fan012: hi
[18:36] *** Auto-response sent to fantastic4fan012: i’m out on my bike, and i will see you when i get back.
Session Close (fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 18:38:10 2006

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 18:41:44 2006
[18:41] fantastic4fan012: yust so you no this is turtlelover7123 on my other accout I dont really like fantastic 4 a ton but I used this to talk to this annoying kid I hate and make fun of him im friends with sucaplaya534 you talked to earlyer and I want to talk to you im nice and cool and im not mean or trying to stalk you so please unblock turtlelover7123 so i can talk to you ill give you freinds if you want please unblock me
[18:41] *** Auto-response sent to fantastic4fan012: i’m out on my bike, and i will see you when i get back.
Session Close (fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 18:44:17 2006

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 18:45:13 2006
[18:45] fantastic4fan012: you off your bike yet
[18:45] *** Auto-response sent to fantastic4fan012: i’m out on my bike, and i will see you when i get back.
Session Close (fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 18:45:24 2006

Session Start (sdrawkcabyekim:fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 19:06:36 2006
[19:06] fantastic4fan012: i just wanted to say one last time hope you can be my friend unblock me turtlelover7123
[19:06] *** Auto-response sent to fantastic4fan012: i’m out on my bike, and i will see you when i get back.
[19:11] sdrawkcab yekim: where did you get this screen name?
[19:11] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (fantastic4fan012): Tue Jun 13 19:12:04 2006

Then tonight, i get a notice that someone sent me mail on aim. Can you believe that? I didn’t think anybody used aim mail. I was expecting a notice from AOL that they added some stupid new features, but NO! It was another god damn message from turtle lover!

hi i just wanted you to no that i relly want you to unblock me im nice and cool but i dont have much aim buddys and im not a stalker or somthin so please unblock and wats wrong about having another buddy

why are 11 year olds bothering me?