My letter to Mike Bouchard
Here in michigan, there’s a republican senate candidate named Mike Bouchard. A majority of his ads simply complain about the current representative, Debbie Stabenow, but today I caught one of the ads where he talks about himself, and he gave his url: www.mikeformichigan.com. I just had to see the genius that was brewing within that website, so I punched the keys on my keyboard, and eventually his website came up.
After reading over his issues page, I just had to send him a letter expressing how I felt about it. So, I cooked up this email, and addressed it to info@mikeformichigan.gov.
Here’s the email:
Hello Mike,
“My plan to keep America’s children safe focuses on using the recently established National Sex Offenders Database to keep sex offenders out of schools. It also contains a provision to allow the Justice Department to create a database to track the IP addresses of known sex offenders.”
Are you aware that not everyone has their own static ip address? Most people’s IP addresses are dynamic. How about those Wide-Area-Networks, where entire neighborhoods, and buildings share the same ip address? How would you feel if your neighbor was listed as a sexual offender, and you were also listed as a result of your provider’s configuration? Do want providers to start giving every single person their own IP address? There is a limit of 4,294,967,296 ip addresses under the current working version of the internet protocol. With the number of people who use the internet, I don’t think that solution would work.
Are you aware that instant messaging services don’t even establish a direct user-to-user connection during regular text based messaging, but instead simply connect each user to one server, and users never directly connect to each other? How is having a list of sex offender ip addresses going to help parents when they never even see the offender’s ip address? Do you want the IM providers to compromise user security, and make everyone’s ip addresses completely visible?
This idea protects no one, and I don’t think you took anything into account. You just wanted to appear tech-savvy to all of michigan’s idiot parents, whose only knowledge of the internet comes from what they see on CSI.
All the best,
Mike Q. Bailey
esquire
Mike was also a sheriff some time ago. I was going to include this bit:
P.S. I had hotdogs for dinner tonight. I just thought you might have been interested, having known so many dead pigs during your previous career
But I thought that might have come off as threatening. So, I just cut that little bit out.
I’m hoping he replies. I’ll let you know if he does.
hah, 0wned
Comment by gsv — Thu, Oct 5th, 2006 @ 8:32 pm
Yo, this is the granddaughter of a Leipzig prisoner of war. #1-The convicted child molesters have computers, I wrote a novel, a large book of bad poetry and I’m working on a third novel….do I have a computer? No. Why doesn’t whitie try and engineer the economy in a forward manner so that #1- I don’t have to get “tally-wacked” by 11 white boys when I stated clearly in a law firm that, “I do not date white people.” Look whitie is a rapist looking for an aspiring stem-cell. Yo, Fahlstad, where the hell is my blog? LOVE-Krista
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Oct 28th, 2006 @ 2:21 pm
Let me guess, whitie wants to live in Europe and call the grandparents of Leipzig prisoners of war sex offenders. Don’t you white-”americans” think that is a bit much? How about if a bunch of “foreigners” came over here and proved that you white-”Americans” are the offenders.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Oct 28th, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
Now in the United States, there are primarily Africans in prisons, and the few whites that are in prison are skin-head. Your big plan….Bundasphere Vs. African….
how you like my “boyfriend?”…Bundasphere….what if I marry that guy and run your KKK.
So, you want to procecute the lower levels of the KKK in exchange for keeping up the ‘Italian Military that fought Adolhp Hitler and white supremicy is crazy’ thing. Nice offer, but I don’t comprimise…..Negros are not white supremist. LOVE-Nigger-Daygo-Jew-Krista Antonini, EMU P.S. is that why I’m so “special”…interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!N.W.A. would have been a better choice.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Oct 28th, 2006 @ 2:30 pm
YO, GUSTAPO….I’M STILL ALIVE. PISSES YOU OFF DOESN’T IT.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Fri, Jul 20th, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
The letter to Mike Buchard is interesting, but, I do not believe that your view of the problem is compelling. What is offensive? Is it offensive to cause domestic disruptions in a private residence, then, ask the granddaughter of a Leipzig prisoner of war if she likes the grandson of the Bundasphere? Would it be politically incorrect to deprive the granddaughter of a Leipzig prisoner of war a house, domestic tranquility, a family, children and her basic civil liberties? And, if you did deny the granddaughter of a Leipzig prisoner of war all of these things, what would you be giving her in return?…..disease, ill health, rape, bludgening, degration, etc.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Fri, Jul 20th, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
A SEX OFFENDER IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT PROMOTE OFFENSES TOWARD OTHERS.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Fri, Jul 20th, 2007 @ 11:22 pm
A SEX OFFENDER IS A GRUOP OF PEOPLE THAT MAKE A LIVING FROM THE EXPLOITATION OF OTHERS, USUALLY CHILDREN. THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO REGARD FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE AND SEE THEM AS A PAWN OR A TOOL TO GET WHAT THEY WANT, WEATHER THAT BE ATTENTION, FUN, MONEY, INFLUENCE, POLITICAL GAIN, ETC. THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE HANG AROUND THEIR PAWNS AND OFTEN USE THEM AS AN EXAMPLE OF “PROOF” OF WHAT THEY WANT AND IN THE MEAN TIME GET A “KICK” OUT OF WHAT THEY ARE DOING, WHICH IS TERRORIZING PEOPLE.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Fri, Jul 20th, 2007 @ 11:28 pm
HUMAN SEXUALITY
I scored an A in Human Sexualty. The class is available at St. Clair County Community College if anyone is interested in taking the class.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Fri, Jul 20th, 2007 @ 11:43 pm
EXPLOITATION
Exploitation is not necessarily a bad word. To exploit means to use someone (the self) to their full advantage. Every persons potential is infinite and when one exploits themselves they do in life what they want or desire. I, being an artist, would like to exploit myself in the classical / modern (Andy Warhol) artistic sense. Which means to produce art in its classical and fine art repettive picture form in my own art studio. I lived as an artist for years in my 20s and wanted to maintain that life style. Under ordinary circumstances I would not be on the internet as I work in a black box.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:32 am
POLITICAL SCIENCE
Political science is required and most people do not major in Political Science. I find political science to be rude and an invasion of my privacy. Political science should be seen in its full context, that is, the views of politicians such as John Conyers, who was a moderate mayor of the city of Detroit, should be taken into view. Other politicians such as mayor Coleman Young should be understood as well as if you cannot understand the leaders of a community, it would be impossible to understand the community.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:38 am
HEALTH
The most popular diet for any person is the first diet that you learn. The food pyramid is a macrobiotic diet consisting of large quantities of Breads, Cerials and Grains, followed by a generous sum of vegetables, a small portion of meats and fruit is desert. Daily vitamins are essential in a multi-vitamin format.
Regular exercise 3-5 times per week is essential and these activities can range from running a few miles (or many miles), aerobics, walking, weight lifting, bicycleing, etc. One can exercise daily without worry as the caloric intake of a Macrobiotic diet is high and can be increased to sustain energy.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:44 am
HEART BEAT
THE HEART RATE SHOULD ALWAYS BE TAKEN DURING EXERCISE AND A 180 BPM IS USUALLY CONCIDERED MAXIMUM.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:45 am
USE OF MARAJUNA
USE OF MARAJUANA IN SOME ATHLETES IS SEEN ON OCCASION. THIS SUBSTANCE IS AN ANESTETIC AND IS USED BY SOME ATHLETES AS A MILD ANESTETIC. DRUG USE OF ANY KIND IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANY ATHLETE. ANY AND ALL DRUGS SUCH AS METHARCARBAMOL, STEROIDS, ANY PAIN KILLER OVER A TYLANOL 3, ETC. IS NOT TO BE GIVEN TO AN ATHLETE.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:48 am
Extreme life styles and the exploitation of others
Extreme lifestyles exploit other citizens and in my opinion are dangersous and unacceptable.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:57 am
Extreme sports
Extreme sports are Marathon and Tri-Athletes.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 6:58 am
A TARGET ZONE
A target zone is an area of heart rate or a specific set of mass muscles that an athlete or person is focusing their attention to achieve an improved result. Example: a target heart rate of 165 BPMs during a work-out. a target of the Glutious Maximus muscles. a target of the stomach muscles.
A target zone for the fatial injury of a person would be established by doctors and attorneys and politicians by taking one athlete with a minor injury and establishing a target (the spine) to further injur the individual and extort money. This type of target injury can be seen in Bone scans or MRIs that do not corespond with the injury.
A target zone for injury can also be the liver or other vital organs and can usually be identified by counter-indicated drug prescriptions.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 7:09 am
At this rate I’m going to have to wear a bulls-eye target on my forehead.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 7:15 am
A FACTORY
A factory is a buliding that produces an item at a high rate of speed. Factorys preceeded the Industrial revolution in some countries and exist to manufacture near flawless, identical goods to be sold to consumers at a very low cost. All factories adjust their lines to the customer and consumers needs.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 7:20 am
SPEED OF A LINE
The line speed of a factory can be adjusted. Most factorys with Unions maintain a certian line speed that is slow to moderate. The line speed can be increased to optimum by a Fashist worker. This optimum speed will peak and drop rapidly as it would take government subsidation to maintain that high of a line speed.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 7:23 am
CLOTHING
Everyone has a different style of dress and, in my opinion, the proper clothes for the occasion is crutial. When wearing a suit (with a short skirt) wearing tights instead of panty hose is impariative. If I were to go to a foreign country (Arabic) on business I would bring or buy a head cover. If I went out later I would not wear the suit or head cover.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 7:39 am
SHOPPING AT THE DISCOUNT STORE / clothes
I was shopping at a discount store and I fount this really cool poncho with lace fringe. It has an elastic mock-turtleneck. If I had to I could pull it up around my head, but my face shows. I had the best freaking closte full of the coolist clothes and a bunch of asses made me throw them into the trash. I had everything, a nice suit (that survived), bad-ass rock-n-roll T-shirts, regular T-shirts, an awesome collection of Levis, etc. My rock-n-roll T-shirt collection was 2 crates deep and I went to all those shows.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 7:48 am
DETROIT FREE PRESS
Front page of the Detroit Free Press states that the city does not own its own building. The figures that they espress are 5 million per year. In my opinion, with 5 million a year, you should own your own building.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:03 am
The Guardian Building and The Wayne County Building
If you owned both you could use one for dtat and the other for public services, somewhat like a College Campus.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:07 am
A John Doe
A John Doe is described as a person who does not have any recoeds or traceable family. A John Doe is criminal. If a city has a John Doe it is up to the city to correct this problem of lost data and family and to find the neglective parties.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:22 am
NEWSPAPERS
In Detroit there used to be (I’m not sure if one currently exists) an all black newspaper. If someone requires a suplement to their newspaper they, if in good satnding, can aquire an e-mail or two from an all Black source. This all Black source shows a different view and helps others to understand the positions, people and community members of merging societies.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:27 am
TRANSIT SYSTEMS
When a city gets overloaded with automobiles it causes an increase in automobile accidents and injury. The BART system in San Francisco is one of the most efficient transit systems that I have ever seen. It is fun to ride and feels somewhat like a rollercoster. It travels aboveground and underground. The platforms can be on either side of the train. The train travels at aproximately 35 miles per hour and is very fast. The passengers can bring bicycles onto the train. The tickets are inexpensive and the system is clean and efficient in reducing automobile traffic, gasoline, accidents and overcrowding.
In Chicago they have the L system which is an above ground train. In New York they have the Subway which is an underground train. The BART system applies both above and underground which allows for maximum efficiency through any landscape.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:39 am
THE DETROIT PEOPLE MOVER
I have never ridden on the people mover but I think that it is a suspension train which allows people to travel from one area to another without reaching the first story level of any building. In New York City, if they used a suspension train, the subway would not be overcrowded and people wpould be able to travel at the high rise level.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:44 am
AMTRACK
Amtrack is the U.S. National transit system and runs through every major city in the United States. The European National transit system is similar. Amtrack is most likely looking for the higher speed trains that are seen in Europe. Currently it takes a bit more than 42 hours to get from one U.S. coast to the other. This type of transit system eases air trafic and when running at high speeds, eases the pressure on air traffic controllers thus making it safer to fly.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 8:53 am
ATTORNEYS AS GOVERNERS
SECTION A5 OF THE DETROIT FREE PRESS STATES THAT ARIZONA GOVERNOR JANET NAPOLITANO REPRESENTED ANITA HILL IN A LAW SUIT FILED AGAINST CLARENCE THOMAS. THIS ARTICLE ALSO MENTIONS AND COMPARES ATTORNEY / GOVERNOR JENIFER GRANHOLM OF MICHIGAN TO JANET NAPOLITANO OF ARIZONA.
FACTS: CLARENCE THOMAS IS AN ATTORNEY.
BOTH JENIFER GRANHOLM AND JANET NAPOLITANO ARE ATTORNEYS / GOVERNORS.
QUESTION: IF AN ATTORNEY IS THE GOVERNOR DOES THEIR PLATFORM BECOME THE LAW.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 9:06 am
GOVERNORS THAT ARE NOT ATTORNEYS
The majority of governors in the United States are not attorneys. The majority of governors in the United States govern the state in which they were elected. This does not means that they disregard the law. This means that they ensure life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for each and every citizen of that state, and, if there is a complaint or any indication of these civil liberties not being upheld, the governor of that states sole responsibility is to ensure that the individuals civil liberties are upheld.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 9:18 am
IMPEACHMENT
In my opinion, the governor of the State of Michigan should be impeached.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 9:28 am
GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT
The grounds for impeachment are: failing to uphold the civil liberties of the majority of the citizens of the state of Michigan.
Comment by Krista Antonini — Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 @ 9:32 am