Monday was a pretty surreal day. I didn’t sleep the night before because I had to do laundry, and meet someone for lunch. As the day progressed, lunch plans were canceled, but it was too late to go to bed. So, I roughed it out, and stayed up whilst talking to victoria de oxford every half hour on myspace.

While talkin’ with victoria, it was arranged that I would chill out with her after she got off work. Soon enough, 3:30 rolled onto my systray clock, and I walked down the road to her house.

At her house, we got really high, and chilled out on the internet. At this point, I was a little weirded out from not sleeping, but I guess i was still composed.

After chilling out at her house for a little while, we went to meijer where she cashed her check, and got some candy.

After that, we went to the laundry mat, and chilled out while she waited for laundry to launder. Arcade games at the laundry mat made everything much more entertaining.

After that, we went to her house and chilled out on the internet. She showed me her old gaia online account. I showed her fyad. It was a good lesson.

After that, we went to meijer, and got things to make a cake. Earlier in the day I had mentioned wanting some cake, because i hadn’t ate since 6am. So, we went there, and got eggs, some cake mix, and a mixing bowl. Then we went to her house, got more high, made a cake, and watched a movie about andy warhol.

I ended up going home at 11. Around that hour, I was hallucinating due to the lack of sleep. As we drove down the road, i kept seeing these shadowy figures running out in front of the car. I gasped a few times, and victoria just let me know that i was hallucinating.

I was let off a little ways from home, and the walk back was very peaceful. It was around 11:15pm, and snowing. The sky was a golden burgandy color, and the silhouette of the trees against the sky presented a beautiful scene. It was too bad I didn’t bring my camera with me, but then again, i would have needed a tripod, and i don’t have one, and i don’t think it would have been easy to set up a scene in my state of mind.

I’m still wearing a lot of my fat man clothes around the house. They’re pretty comfortable, and because they’re so big, they do an excellent job of keeping me warm.

When I have to go out, I usually buy a new shirt that’ll fit me normally. I currently have 4 of these shirts, 3 of which were purchased at Vintage Vantage. Vintage Vantage has some cool shirts. They wouldn’t look as good as if I were still a fat man, but then again, neither would anything.

A few weeks ago, I noticed that I gained 5 pounds during this winter-time exercise hiatus. That sent me into a rage, so I started doing a lot of situps. I’m going to continue doing these situps until I’m hot, since that is the goal of this whole weight loss thing. I can do about 65 situps in 2 minutes. I’m currently doing 200 of them per night, but I’m increasing the allotment by 50 to 100 every week.

I think my round of dealing with women is dead for the year. I must say, I’m pretty disappointed with the way this whole thing turned out. But that’s just the way things are when you live in a town full of fickle bitches. No, not every girl was like that, but a few were, and they’ve turned me off of the whole lot of them. This is for the best though. With all of that bullshit out of my way, I’ll have a better chance of helping society.

I’m supposed to meet a dude named drew for lunch today. He’s supposed to give me some tips on becoming a crowd pleaser. I originally met drew a couple weeks ago at victoria de oxford’s party. While speaking with him online, he told me what I’ve always known to be the truth: I’m a terrible person who mumbles, and slurs incoherently whenever I deal with anyone in public. Well, he didn’t tell me all that, but that was pretty much the gist of it.

That’s about it for now. Have a nice day, everyone.

I met the myspace lady victoria tonight. She was pretty cool. We met over at casa real, and drank some alcohol. Then went back to her house and smoked a lot of pot.

That was fun.

Supposed to go to her house later tonight for more drinking with her compadres. I wonder if they’ll like me.. Hopefully.

That’s all from this corner of the internet. Have a nice day everyone.

Well hello there, john q. reader. I suppose I’ll let you in on what’s happening in the life of your fearless hero.

1) Not going outside
Mother nature doesn’t like me, and has forced me to stay inside. I’ve shoveled a few times, but i haven’t gotten very far from the house.

2) Myspace
Yeah, I previously swore off it, but it seems like the only way to keep contact with the local area.

3) A Girl
About a week ago I met a girl named Victoria on myspace. She seems to believe I’m worth something, and enjoys my photography. She has described me as one of the most interesting people she has ever met. We’ll see if that opinion sticks in the long term. I’m due to meet victoria and her friends this saturday, at a party which will be happening at her place. Her place is down town.

4) Anger.
Work has made me hate the internet, and I get stressed out any time I’m called upon. A few days ago I had a melt down, and just started cursing at my boss. She seemed okay with it. That helped me vent the stress.

5) Vista
I was running it for a few months, and i had good luck with. So, I bought it just to avoid the hassles of having to deal with cracking activation so often. When i got it, i had problems de-pirating my current vista, and I was forced, yes forced, to reinstall windows. Windows was reinstalled with my new legal copy of windows, and things are pretty fine.

That’s about it. Take care everybody.