I’m still wearing a lot of my fat man clothes around the house. They’re pretty comfortable, and because they’re so big, they do an excellent job of keeping me warm.

When I have to go out, I usually buy a new shirt that’ll fit me normally. I currently have 4 of these shirts, 3 of which were purchased at Vintage Vantage. Vintage Vantage has some cool shirts. They wouldn’t look as good as if I were still a fat man, but then again, neither would anything.

A few weeks ago, I noticed that I gained 5 pounds during this winter-time exercise hiatus. That sent me into a rage, so I started doing a lot of situps. I’m going to continue doing these situps until I’m hot, since that is the goal of this whole weight loss thing. I can do about 65 situps in 2 minutes. I’m currently doing 200 of them per night, but I’m increasing the allotment by 50 to 100 every week.

I think my round of dealing with women is dead for the year. I must say, I’m pretty disappointed with the way this whole thing turned out. But that’s just the way things are when you live in a town full of fickle bitches. No, not every girl was like that, but a few were, and they’ve turned me off of the whole lot of them. This is for the best though. With all of that bullshit out of my way, I’ll have a better chance of helping society.

I’m supposed to meet a dude named drew for lunch today. He’s supposed to give me some tips on becoming a crowd pleaser. I originally met drew a couple weeks ago at victoria de oxford’s party. While speaking with him online, he told me what I’ve always known to be the truth: I’m a terrible person who mumbles, and slurs incoherently whenever I deal with anyone in public. Well, he didn’t tell me all that, but that was pretty much the gist of it.

That’s about it for now. Have a nice day, everyone.