my life sucks

iweb is pretty funny

Filed under: Uncategorized — mikey @ 10:31 am

You are now speaking with Jeannien Zarate of iWeb-En.

mike bailey: hi there, could you tell me anything about your company’s involvement with mediadefender? whois.arin.net tells me they have a swip block with you.

Jeannien Zarate: Hi , mike bailey. How can I help you?

mike bailey: Mediadefender IWEB-CL-T005-170CL-230 (NET-64-15-153-64-1) 64.15.153.64 - 64.15.1
53.71

mike bailey: i’m just a little curious

Jeannien Zarate: we don’t have a relation with mediadefender

mike bailey: are you sure? it says you host them.

mike bailey: at least part of their operation at least.

mike bailey: C:\Documents and Settings\Mike>whois 64.15.153.64
[Querying whois.arin.net]
[whois.arin.net]
Groupe iWeb Technologies inc. IWEBGROUP (NET-64-15-128-0-1)
64.15.128.0 - 64.15.159.255
Mediadefender IWEB-CL-T005-170CL-230 (NET-64-15-153-64-1)
64.15.153.64 - 64.15.153.71

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2007-09-17 19:10
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN’s WHOIS database.

mike bailey: i mean… it says ‘IWEB’ right there

Jeannien Zarate: what is the domain name?

mike bailey: i can’t get that information right now, because it appears each of their machines have been taken offline, probably out of fear.

mike bailey: I can give you an ip address though.

mike bailey: 64.15.153.64 - 64.15.153.71

mike bailey: those ip addresses are allocated to mediadefender.

mike bailey: unless your swip database is outdated

Jeannien Zarate: mediadefender.com ?

mike bailey: that’s their domain, but it’s not hosted at iweb.

mike bailey: the company however, does host some data with you.

Jeannien Zarate: all i can tell you, those ips are ours.

mike bailey: they are, and apparently they were split between iweb, and mediadefender.

mike bailey: arin doesn’t lie

Jeannien Zarate: ok, i have no more information for you

mike bailey: cool, thanks!

Jeannien Zarate: Do you have another question?

Jeannien Zarate: If you have any other questions, don’t hesitate to contact us back. Have a nice day!

mike bailey: yes. I’m interestead in setting up a honeypot to catch 13 year old kids downloading downloading tv shows that air on wednesday nights on fox. could you host me, and declare complete ignorance any time someoneo asks about my organization’s involvement with your company?

Jeannien Zarate: i suggest you to read our terms of service

Jeannien Zarate: http://iweb8.com/legal/terms/

mike bailey: Cool! thanks, and have a nice day.

Why I’m afraid to go outside

Filed under: A Glimpse into The Madness — mikey @ 10:54 pm

This guy

aids

I’ll admit it, I’m a pervert. I regularly search craigslist for local people in hopes of finding that one wonderful person who will finally have sex with me. However, any god damn time I search craigslist for “bridgeport” (my neighborhood), this dude’s ads show up, and I end up clicking only to see that face, a picture of his flat ass, and a picture of his most likely aids filled dong.

I’ve seen this guy post all kinds of crazy stuff. From tales about dudes in my neighborhood having sex in alleyways, and him bringing people to them, to stories about him wanting to have some ‘uninhibited sex’ with whoever is willing to respond to his ad. I don’t know about you guys, but the phrase ‘let’s have uninhibited sex’ always makes me think “hi, i have aids. Let’s have unprotected sex so we can both have aids.”.

This guy’s whole presence on craigslist just has me creeped out to no end. Any time I go out for a walk in my neighborhood I’m nervous that I’m going to see him, and he’s going to throw me into his van where he’s going to give me all kinds of weird STDs. Hell, just the other night when I walked up to CVS and I could have sworn I saw him.

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