This guy

I’ll admit it, I’m a pervert. I regularly search craigslist for local people in hopes of finding that one wonderful person who will finally have sex with me. However, any god damn time I search craigslist for “bridgeport” (my neighborhood), this dude’s ads show up, and I end up clicking only to see that face, a picture of his flat ass, and a picture of his most likely aids filled dong.

I’ve seen this guy post all kinds of crazy stuff. From tales about dudes in my neighborhood having sex in alleyways, and him bringing people to them, to stories about him wanting to have some ‘uninhibited sex’ with whoever is willing to respond to his ad. I don’t know about you guys, but the phrase ‘let’s have uninhibited sex’ always makes me think “hi, i have aids. Let’s have unprotected sex so we can both have aids.”.

This guy’s whole presence on craigslist just has me creeped out to no end. Any time I go out for a walk in my neighborhood I’m nervous that I’m going to see him, and he’s going to throw me into his van where he’s going to give me all kinds of weird STDs. Hell, just the other night when I walked up to CVS and I could have sworn I saw him.