britney spears is more punk than all of epitaph records
The music might not be so great, but reading about stuff like this just cracks me up.
Look at everything she’s doing. She’s already proclaimed herslef to be the anti-christ, showed her vagina to the public, frightened children she doesn’t even know, probably done a lot of really serious drugs. Would it not make sense for her to join a hardcore punk band? Hell, she could incorporate most of the stunts she’s pulled into her stage act, and have rave reviews even with the oldest, and most underground of critics.