my life sucks

britney spears is more punk than all of epitaph records

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 9:45 am

The music might not be so great, but reading about stuff like this just cracks me up.

Look at everything she’s doing. She’s already proclaimed herslef to be the anti-christ, showed her vagina to the public, frightened children she doesn’t even know, probably done a lot of really serious drugs. Would it not make sense for her to join a hardcore punk band? Hell, she could incorporate most of the stunts she’s pulled into her stage act, and have rave reviews even with the oldest, and most underground of critics.

more footage of dave

Filed under: General, The Daily RoundUp, The Internet — mikey @ 11:24 am


Note: I am NOT the mike he is referring to


let’s have a chat with dave

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 11:13 am

[14:43] jdplvy313: yo
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: hi dave how are drugs
[14:44] jdplvy313: what happend to ur site
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it while doing heroin
[14:44] jdplvy313: wrong
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave i am right
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you must have blacked out
[14:44] jdplvy313: TRILLIN.NET NO LONGER EXISTS
[14:45] jdplvy313: http://trollin.net/forum
[14:45] jdplvy313: not there
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: cool
[14:45] jdplvy313: what happend to it
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:45] jdplvy313: NO I DIDNT
[14:45] jdplvy313: I DONT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:46] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you hacked trollin why did you do it
[14:47] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOLE, I DNO NOT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:47] sdrawkcabyekim: are you sure you weren’t blacked out from shooting up too my heroin and pcp dave
[14:47] jdplvy313: I DONT DO DRUGS ASSHIOLE
[14:47] jdplvy313: U FUCKING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you have a drug problem
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOILE
[14:48] jdplvy313: I DO NOT DO DRIUGS
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCMING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you so mad? are you on drugs or something?
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK OFF NIOGGER

[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave, you fuck off, you fuck off on drugs.
[14:49] jdplvy313: I ASKED UA SIMPLE FUICKING QUESTUION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SITE DOWNB
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you yelling at me about drugs why are you so addicted dave i’m worried about you
[14:49] jdplvy313: FUCK U NIGGR DROP DEAD JACKASS
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: okay bye
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY CANT U ANSER A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SIUTE GONE
[14:50] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:50] jdplvy313: DIDNDT
[14:50] jdplvy313: I
[14:50] jdplvy313: NO
[14:50] jdplvy313: SDK.AFF.SGJFAL;DKH;ADSH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ;ADGHKDAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAGHDGAH’SG’J
[14:50] jdplvy313: FJD
[14:50] jdplvy313: JKDG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KGJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘GKK
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘DG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘SFH
[14:50] jdplvy313: SH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ADF
[14:50] jdplvy313: G
[14:50] jdplvy313: FUCKING NIGGER
[14:50] *** “jdplvy313″ signed off at Sun Dec 23 14:50:18 2007.

a good idae or idea for any forum really

Filed under: The Internet — mikey @ 12:59 pm

(to swr)

[11:54] Mikey: i have an idea for wht
[11:55] Mikey: make an exclamation point counter, and if the user uses more than 10 exclamation points in one post, it sets a ban on them for 15 minutes and says “no Brazilians allowed” whenever they try to do anything.

let’s all get glass caskets when we die

Filed under: General, Weight Loss — mikey @ 3:57 am

That way, if they need to move us out of the ground in order to expand an airport, they’ll have to see our rotting/rotten bodies, and we’ll all have a good laugh as we watch them gag from whatever dimension of the afterlife we are stuck into at that point.

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