my life sucks

i just got off the phone with john mccain’s people

Filed under: General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 7:42 pm

They say that he has undergone several psychological evaluations and has been determined sane, however they could not provide me with a figure on the ratio of sane to insane vietnam POWs.

in case there’s anyone who still thinks we’re the good guys

Filed under: A Glimpse into The Madness, General, The Internet — mikey @ 7:53 am

here’s something for you

ah, that’s original.

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 12:37 am

steadfast hosting appears to have opened up shop a month ago, breaking away from their primary operation, paintball hosting.

This appears to be the third company who decided to use “stead” in their name. First being the company I work for, steadfast networks, and then another company called steadcom popped up. However, I’m not as bothered by steadcom as I am by steadfasthosting.

I suppose we could just let the company run it’s course, and inevitably fail because the owner more than likely doesn’t have any idea what he’s doing. That’s what happens with most companies who aren’t founded by people intelligent enough to come up with their own product. He might get a sale or two off our reputation by clueless newbies who believe his company is the “steadfast” everyone talks about, but there really isn’t any way he’ll ever succeed in the long run.

Or we could go to ICANN and get the name turned over to us, since he’s blatantly violating our trademarks.

Regardless, this should all be pretty fun to witness. Any way it ends, it’s bound to be full of lols.

John Mccain was a vietnam POW for 5 years.

Filed under: General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 2:43 pm

how many vietnam flashbacks do you think john mccain has every day?

I’m thinkin one in the afternoon one in the evening and any time he sleeps he dreams of the horrors he encountered while he was a pow there.

we’re going to be reoccupying vietnam within 10 days of his taking office.

Have you ever met a 100% sane vietnam vet? Maybe 1/20? Was that person a POW as well? It’s just not a totally great idea to put someone with a really serious tendency for deep serious psychosis into the top office in the country where anxiety levels are bound to be 3000% higher.. The dude is going to end up flipping out, and we’re going to end up bombing the shit out of france for no reason.

Please, don’t vote for john mccain. He will end the world.

Awesome.

Filed under: The Internet — mikey @ 9:03 am

A few days ago I got banned from wht for comparing a moderator to george w. bush.

Any other president, would have probably been taken as a compliment.

The post was:

Does being the george bush of wht feel as good as your post leads me to believe?’.

That post was made after moderator/cabin rapist impersonator bear posted:

Pretty sure it’s already been established that we won’t be adding this, so it’s moot.

Which was a reiteration of an earlier post he made:

No, that would be a requests forum. We’ve already established that won’t be happening.

which was originally in response to my:

Alright, I can agree with new threads where someone is offering their services in the first post. However, I believe threads where one requests a service, anyone should allowed to debate and compete for an offer.

When he made his original post, I asked him:

Then why’s the thread open?

To which he replied:

In case anyone had anything non-frivilous that hadn’t been said yet.

The thread went dead for several days after that, until wht member “dougy” bumped the thread to let everyone know that the number of people who wanted a requests forum had overtaken the number of people who didn’t, possibly as the result of my counter-arguments. However, this hasn’t stopped webhostingtalk’s moderators from burying their eheads in the sand, and declaring those votes as meaningless.

It seems pretty clear that they don’t really care about their ‘be polite’ rule, as his posts were much more insulting than mine. I kind of think I was baited into making the reply.

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