I refuse to see the new batman movie.

To start, batman isn’t even a superhero. He’s just a guy that dresses up like a bat and attempts to fight crime. He is routinely beat up by his ‘normal guy’ enemies, and gets hurt from things like punches, shoves, and the like.

Take away the ’superhero’ element, you have a movie about a guy who dresses up like a bat, and tries to fight crime.

Oh wait, it’s a drama? A guy dressed up like a bat is the main character in a drama? Alright, i’m out.