For some time, I have been engaged in a lifestyle some of you are likely to question. I am not proud of the choices I have made, and to be honest, I wish I could escape what I have become. However, the overwhelming nature of the condition has rendered be unable to cope with life without it.

sigh…

I am a cat person.

For my entire life, I have embraced the spirit of the cat, and will always prefer the company of a cat over any other member of the animal kingdom. Rover? Get the fuck away from me. I won’t be having any of your shit today. Mr. Boots? Get the over here and cuddle up in my bed all afternoon.

I hope you can understand…