Trolling: A crime worthy of banishment from existence!
Yesterday I was reading webhostingtalk, a thread about members of the forum being mass-spammed by some fella who was throwing around virii. I took a bunch of information from the thread, googled it, looked over the ascii data i could find in the binary that was being thrown by the hacker, and found this extremely informative post about the exact same virus that was being sent to wht members.
So, i registered a new account, ‘ub3rhelps’ just to direct people to the link, only to have my account banned, and my post deleted. The only informative post in the thread, deleted and barred from distribution. This bothered me greatly, because I am a strong proponent of open information, and because this information would be helpful to many people. So, I registered several followup accounts, about 10 of them, and posted / banned / re-registered rapidly for about 15 minutes, with each account being shot down by a new moderator every time, with their banning speed getting faster and faster.
Eventually, I got tired of it, so I quit. Then about 15 minutes later I got a call from somebody at the phone number 616-916-1975 screaming his head off about how I’m a maggot, and how I should be in kalamazoo fighting him instead of trolling his forum. Sure enough, it was long-time associate dennis aka softwarerevue, irrate about the fact that I had the nerve to register on his forum and post. Even though my initial effort was extremely helpful to his forum’s existence, he was still upset. He hung up on me before I had a chance to explain, so I redialed him about 4 times and tried to have a civil conversation with him, but the only thing he could tell me was that I’m a maggot, I’m a waste of space and I shouldn’t be on the planet.
About 5 minutes later My boss Karl called me to let me know that I should probably quit trolling wht, so I agreed to let up for a while. He also told me that dennis would like me to be at hostingcon this year so he can punch me in the face.
Awesome.
The man I’ve given countless hours of free technical support to now believes that I’m a horrible person, simply because I registered a few accounts, only 1 of which was truly malicious. Am I realy doing harm by registering and getting banned? It’s not like i’m packeting his forum, or attacking it. I’m simply registernig and posting some jokes. What’s wrong with that? Honestly, if anything it’s entertainment for the forum.