como parte de una investigación de drogas, estamos buscando a una rata que quiere traicionar a sus amigos. ¿Podemos contar con usted?

Gracias,
Special Agent Johnson, de la DEA

Why? Do you understand the concept of a food chain? Guess what, I’m not talking about McDonalds. Animals eat other animals to survive. Humans are mammals, so why wouldn’t they eat cow or pork to keep on going? Your “cow is dumb, but so is a retard” argument is pointless, because it ignores the fact that animals usually don’t eat their own kind, unless they’re cannibals, or chimpanzee.

“Our lives are not more important than the lives of animals.”

Yeah, we all share this great planet! [sobs] I mean we’re all equal, right? No, we’re not. And besides the fact that in the end we’re all dead, life isn’t fair and never will be. Animals take care of their own kind first. You think lions give a rat’s ass about gazelles, or humans? Fact check: they don’t. Killing other animals in order to protect ourselves and to survive is all part of the game.

What do you want? Give animals the right to vote? Horses are already allowed to get their dicks sucked by nasty sluts, let’s leave it at that.

If you wanna be a vegan, fine. Don’t bitch about people who still want to enjoy some beef. You remind me of an atheist (which you are, no doubt) who constantly whines about why religions suck and are responsible for all the bad shit that’s happening in the world, and how you’d love to see them chained or perhaps destroyed and what not, and in the end you become as much of a fundamentalist as them. Aggressive animal lovers may bomb McDonalds, but beef eaters will just do that, eat beef.

My point is: you should smoke a lot more pot.