mike bailey’s anarchist campaign of disinformation

John Mccain was a vietnam POW for 5 years.

Filed under: General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 2:43 pm

how many vietnam flashbacks do you think john mccain has every day?

I’m thinkin one in the afternoon one in the evening and any time he sleeps he dreams of the horrors he encountered while he was a pow there.

we’re going to be reoccupying vietnam within 10 days of his taking office.

Have you ever met a 100% sane vietnam vet? Maybe 1/20? Was that person a POW as well? It’s just not a totally great idea to put someone with a really serious tendency for deep serious psychosis into the top office in the country where anxiety levels are bound to be 3000% higher.. The dude is going to end up flipping out, and we’re going to end up bombing the shit out of france for no reason.

Please, don’t vote for john mccain. He will end the world.

Awesome.

Filed under: The Internet — mikey @ 9:03 am

A few days ago I got banned from wht for comparing a moderator to george w. bush.

Any other president, would have probably been taken as a compliment.

The post was:

Does being the george bush of wht feel as good as your post leads me to believe?’.

That post was made after moderator/cabin rapist impersonator bear posted:

Pretty sure it’s already been established that we won’t be adding this, so it’s moot.

Which was a reiteration of an earlier post he made:

No, that would be a requests forum. We’ve already established that won’t be happening.

which was originally in response to my:

Alright, I can agree with new threads where someone is offering their services in the first post. However, I believe threads where one requests a service, anyone should allowed to debate and compete for an offer.

When he made his original post, I asked him:

Then why’s the thread open?

To which he replied:

In case anyone had anything non-frivilous that hadn’t been said yet.

The thread went dead for several days after that, until wht member “dougy” bumped the thread to let everyone know that the number of people who wanted a requests forum had overtaken the number of people who didn’t, possibly as the result of my counter-arguments. However, this hasn’t stopped webhostingtalk’s moderators from burying their eheads in the sand, and declaring those votes as meaningless.

It seems pretty clear that they don’t really care about their ‘be polite’ rule, as his posts were much more insulting than mine. I kind of think I was baited into making the reply.

britney spears is more punk than all of epitaph records

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 9:45 am

The music might not be so great, but reading about stuff like this just cracks me up.

Look at everything she’s doing. She’s already proclaimed herslef to be the anti-christ, showed her vagina to the public, frightened children she doesn’t even know, probably done a lot of really serious drugs. Would it not make sense for her to join a hardcore punk band? Hell, she could incorporate most of the stunts she’s pulled into her stage act, and have rave reviews even with the oldest, and most underground of critics.

more footage of dave

Filed under: General, The Daily RoundUp, The Internet — mikey @ 11:24 am


Note: I am NOT the mike he is referring to


let’s have a chat with dave

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 11:13 am

[14:43] jdplvy313: yo
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: hi dave how are drugs
[14:44] jdplvy313: what happend to ur site
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it while doing heroin
[14:44] jdplvy313: wrong
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave i am right
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you must have blacked out
[14:44] jdplvy313: TRILLIN.NET NO LONGER EXISTS
[14:45] jdplvy313: http://trollin.net/forum
[14:45] jdplvy313: not there
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: cool
[14:45] jdplvy313: what happend to it
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:45] jdplvy313: NO I DIDNT
[14:45] jdplvy313: I DONT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:46] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you hacked trollin why did you do it
[14:47] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOLE, I DNO NOT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:47] sdrawkcabyekim: are you sure you weren’t blacked out from shooting up too my heroin and pcp dave
[14:47] jdplvy313: I DONT DO DRUGS ASSHIOLE
[14:47] jdplvy313: U FUCKING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you have a drug problem
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOILE
[14:48] jdplvy313: I DO NOT DO DRIUGS
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCMING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you so mad? are you on drugs or something?
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK OFF NIOGGER

[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave, you fuck off, you fuck off on drugs.
[14:49] jdplvy313: I ASKED UA SIMPLE FUICKING QUESTUION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SITE DOWNB
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you yelling at me about drugs why are you so addicted dave i’m worried about you
[14:49] jdplvy313: FUCK U NIGGR DROP DEAD JACKASS
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: okay bye
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY CANT U ANSER A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SIUTE GONE
[14:50] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:50] jdplvy313: DIDNDT
[14:50] jdplvy313: I
[14:50] jdplvy313: NO
[14:50] jdplvy313: SDK.AFF.SGJFAL;DKH;ADSH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ;ADGHKDAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAGHDGAH’SG’J
[14:50] jdplvy313: FJD
[14:50] jdplvy313: JKDG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KGJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘GKK
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘DG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘SFH
[14:50] jdplvy313: SH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ADF
[14:50] jdplvy313: G
[14:50] jdplvy313: FUCKING NIGGER
[14:50] *** “jdplvy313″ signed off at Sun Dec 23 14:50:18 2007.

a good idae or idea for any forum really

Filed under: The Internet — mikey @ 12:59 pm

(to swr)

[11:54] Mikey: i have an idea for wht
[11:55] Mikey: make an exclamation point counter, and if the user uses more than 10 exclamation points in one post, it sets a ban on them for 15 minutes and says “no Brazilians allowed” whenever they try to do anything.

Let’s catch back up with AT&T

Filed under: A Glimpse into The Madness, General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 10:05 pm

A few nights ago I didn’t have anything to do, and I got another application for Mike P. Bailey from capital one in my mailbox. So, I mustered up some coherent thought, and dialed them to be greeted by this somewhat southern 48 year old hag who sounded like she’s been chain smoking daily for the past 10 years.

I explained to them how the last call went down. How I gave cingular a fake name 3 years ago at my old address, and had called AT&T giving them information related to my real address, and my home address, and had been told that both accounts were out of their solicitation databases, and how i’d somehow started to receive applications for both mike p. bailey and paul m. bailey in my mailbox, and how no other company has records for mike p. bailey in their database except for AT&T.

Well, this woman told me straight away that AT&T never sells information to other companies. I argued that it was impossible for capital one to think mike p. bailey lives here as AT&T is the only company that has that name and this address. She then told me about how she’s been an AT&T customer for the past 30 years, and had never had any issues with them. I then began to say “i deserve compensation for this” and she immediately broke in with “wohh wohh wohh”, and actually, litterally told me, and I quote “We don’t know that!”. Can you believe that shit? The woman almost explicitly called me a liar. I never gave a single company on this planet the name of Mike p. bailey, how else could capital one make the connection between that name, and this address, without getting that information from AT&T? What the hell is this shit? AT&T just lied to me, and now i’m getting two applications per mail dropoff from random companies because AT&T wanted to make a buck off me.

It’s bad enough that they’re kicking my ass with this $60/month phone bill, and also recording my phone calls to give them to the government whenever they hint at the idea. Do they really need to butcher me threefold with this blatant abuse of my account data?

AT&T directly lied to my face, and violated my privacy.

Filed under: General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 1:20 am

back in 2003 I was living in oxford, michigan, and I didn’t have a cell phone. So, I went up town to the bank, got $500 out, and proceeded to go to my local cingular dealer where I bought a Nokia phone that was like $400, on a prepaid plan because i didn’t want to have any bills.

While signing up for the account, i made sure to use a fake name, so I picked out a spin on my name, Mike P. bailey, but I also gave them my actual address, in case anything important happened with the account, and they needed to contact me.

Well, this all went through, and the phone ended up breaking, with absolutely no support from nokia, so I just let the prepaid account go, and never touched it. Then after a couple more months, I started getting mail addressed to Mike P. Bailey at my house, credit card applications and such. I never got into any of that, and just threw away the mail whenever i got it.

In june of this year, I ended up moving away from michigan, and was still recieving mail. After a couple of months I realized this was still happening, so I called up AT&T who bought cingular some time ago, and asked if they could just delete the mike p. bailey account. During this call, I gave AT&T my actual wireless account info, because i already had an account with them for my iphone (which they’re fucking raping me with). Well, they told me they couldn’t delete the account, but they could put my information into their ‘do not send offers’ database. “Fine, super, thank you!” I said, and happily hung up.

And I did remain happy up until yesterday afternoon, when I recieved two credit card applications from capital one: one addressed to Paul M. bailey, and one for Mike P. Bailey.

It seems that AT&T not only lied to my face, but also violated my privacy. Isn’t this kind of illegal?

ahaha what

Filed under: General, The Daily RoundUp, The Internet — mikey @ 5:41 pm

Dear ub3r,

This is a reminder about your post(s) or other actions at WebHostingTalk Forums.

The moderator who issued this reminder has this message for you:

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I am removing your signature based on the following rule:

“You may not link, in any manner, to sites or images containing pornography, sexually explicit, gross violence, or are determined by moderators to be detrimental to the community.”

The link to your blog contains numerous discussions about getting high and other drug use. This isn’t appropriate for the community and folks have started to link to those specifics in threads.

*<a href=”http://imikey.com” target=”_blank”>If you won’t feel as good, then i won’t feel as cheap</a>*
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ahahaha

Thanks Aunt Chris

Filed under: The Daily RoundUp, The Internet — mikey @ 11:14 pm

Earlier tonight my grandmother called my mom up and told her about how my aunt chris thinks she found a website in which i tell people “how to trash women”. Mom asked me about it, and i just laughed and asked “what?”. Then the conversation progressed, and I guess grandma convinced my mom that I had made this website, and was instructing the masses, despite the fact that ‘i have no women’.

After mom got off the phone she started badgering me, saying “chris knows all about computers”, when it’s obvious that she doesn’t know anything. Dad woke up in the middle of this badgering, and start sticking up for me. That erupted into a big screaming match with the three of us.

I can understand grandma maybe thinking I started the website, since she doesn’t really know anything about the internet. She probably believes I’m the only person running the internet. However, I don’t really get why aunt chris would start going after me.

Chris has some recent history with this family which relates to her leaving uncle brian, and getting him sent to jail. Dad thinks she going after me to help gain some credibility with the rest of the family, but I don’t understand why she picked me out of everyone else.

I don’t get it. I guess I’ll try and call aunt chris to figure out what she thinks she found, if she even found anything.

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