I live about 5 blocks away from us cellular stadium. Home of the white sox. The girl I’ve been seeing enjoys coming over, however there’s a problem. All of the street parking in my area is reserved for people who have a sticker which declares them a resident of the area. She doesn’t have one, nor does she have a chicago-resident sticker, because she registered her vehicle in the suburbs where it isn’t fucking expensive as shit to register your vehicle.

This presents a problem when she wants to sleep over at my place during the afternoon. If the game starts at 6, her car has to be out of the area before 2PM or else she’ll be towed. Game-Side parking? $22 god damn dollars.

I’m starting to dislike living in bridgeport. It’s far away from her, getting to work from here during the winter will be a bitch. Though, I am getting used to taking the bus. Previously, I stuck specifically to the redline train, but the cta will take me closer to work in only 2 stops. The previous route involved 1 fifteen minute walk, 1 five minute train ride, and 1 more fifteen minute walk. Now, it’s just a 6 minute walk, a 5 - 10 minute wait, and two bus transfers, from halsted street to cermak.

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Hanatarash was notorious for its dangerous live shows. Some of the band’s most infamous shows included Eye cutting a dead cat in half with a machete, strapping a circular saw to his back and almost cutting his leg off, and destroying part of a venue with a backhoe bulldozer by driving it through the back wall and onto the stage.[2]

At a 1985 show in Tokyo’s Superloft, the audience was required to fill out waivers due to the possibility of harm caused by the show. The show was stopped due to Eye preparing to throw a lit molotov cocktail onto the stage. The performance cost ¥600,000 (approximately $6,000 US) in repairs.[3]

After several years of the intense live shows, Hanatarash was forbidden from performing at most venues, and were only allowed to return to live performances in the 1990s without the trademark danger.[3]
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Rumor is, eye now spends his nights running into japanese bathhouses screaming in the faces of naked men. Aside from the bit about the cat, this man is my idol. And if you think the whole bit about driving a backhoe onto stage during a performance is bullshit,

Eye is a genius, and a lunatic. I think it takes a special kind of genius to pull off being a known lunatic. Listen to the entirety of this song. It’s probably the most melodic hanatarash tune to be produced, and I can’t seem to stop listening to it today.

It wasn’t because she’d recommended I do it. Several people had told me to do it, so I figured chopping it all down could only improve things.

So, I have no hair now, and life’s a little better. A college-aged girl on the street smiled at me yesterday, the security guards in the building all complimented it, and best of all, su finds it totally adorable.

before:

after:

Bye

In this 25th year of my life, my hair’s pretty bad looking, and could definitely benefit from complete removal. Su told me to shave it all off earlier this week, and I’m fixing to get it all cut off tomorrow, or monday.

I’ve read a bunch of stuff about balding. Of course, I’ve considered resorting to treatment, but I really don’t like the idea of treating it. To seek treatment is to admit that there is something wrong. There isn’t anything wrong with it. It’s a normal part of some people’s lives, and society’s put too much emphasis upon it being a bad thing. Some women will even hassle you about it, which is bullshit. If a woman hassles a guy about losing his hair, society won’t care. If a guy hassles a woman about her breasts being small, he’s immediately declared a monster. Of course, the guy is a dickhead, however the woman is just as terrible of a person for hassling the guy about something that just naturally happened to him.

You don’t hear about the good side of balding. Thanks to this wonderful condition, my testosterone is built up to a ridiculous degree, and with this, many benefits come forth. Afraid you’re going to get mugged if you’re walking around a rough area in the middle of the night? Not happening if I’m around. I’m 6′4 with a fuck-everything attitude. The mugger’s going to be lucky if he manages to walk away with two functioning eyes.

Additionally, my sex drive has also been built up with the loss of hair. Combine this with my generally selfless lifestyle, and my goal is to give whoever I’m with as much pleasure as they can stand before I’ll even consider finishing.

There isn’t anything wrong with losing your hair. It’s been happening for hundreds of years, and guys seem to be balding earlier and earlier as time goes on.

Yippy.

She’s moving up to boystown with her project/boyfriend because he cannot afford to live in his current residence.

Nor can she afford to live anywhere, as her mother continues to pay her rent to this day in the 35th year of her life.

So, me and derek are now left without the sounds of her shrieking voice, attempting to express indecipherable lyrics that she wrote in her notebook which I believe contains sheets of baby skin rather than normal paper (its just her style)

That’s all, bye

To start, batman isn’t even a superhero. He’s just a guy that dresses up like a bat and attempts to fight crime. He is routinely beat up by his ‘normal guy’ enemies, and gets hurt from things like punches, shoves, and the like.

Take away the ’superhero’ element, you have a movie about a guy who dresses up like a bat, and tries to fight crime.

Oh wait, it’s a drama? A guy dressed up like a bat is the main character in a drama? Alright, i’m out.

The bible made up the bit about the antichrist being muslim because christians are inherently the enemies of muslims. What better way to turn society against your enemy than to make up a book that says the big invisible ruler of existence will also be the enemy of your enemy?

If the anti-christ exists, he’s in office right now.

If you’ve ever seen those little galleries of thumbnails that people make from movies with ‘media player classic’, you know what I’m talking about. This guy has reported at least a hundred of them, and sends me at least 3 emails a day telling me to remove them.

lately, i’ve de-prioritized every email he’s sent me by 5 days, because I believe his complaints are frivilous. He’s just a fuckneck who is abusing the law to bank a dollar from people who are far more morally bankrupt than the people who are uploading to my service.

Which brings us to my point. The dmca is fucking stupid. The internet was a much better place before existed, and I believe the no attention was paid to the possibilities of fair use when it was signed into law.

I’m not a real firm follower of the law, and I’ve never been afraid to break it whenever I felt like it. I don’t believe the law should be a reason to not do something, it should only be used as a loose guideline for determining if something should be done. If you can justify breaking the law, or don’t believe the law’s existence was properly justified by the government, you shouldn’t be afraid to break it. If you were right to break the law, nobody will be affected. I seriously doubt anyone is losing money because I let some people upload some thumb sized images porn. Hell, the creators of the porn give more content than that out for free on their websites.

ahahaha

If you are depressed, or lonely, the ghetto is the best place you can go. People in the ghetto look out for their people. If life has you down, you’ll be able to relate with the people who live there, and they’ll treat you like a human being, regardless of your race. Pretty much any time I go to the north side of town depressed, people look at me as if they saw my photo on the a news segment about a serial killer. They offer no help, they just looked at me with their smug fucking faces, and held their breath as they walk by. When I visited the ghetto, I actually had people ask me if i was ok. They didn’t care that I was white, I didn’t care what their race was. We just treated eachother like human beings, something most of those northside fucks could never do.

I think I’m going to get my bike fixed today, and I’m going to start traveling far out distance with it. Walking that far actually crippled me a little bit for 2 or 3 days, but it was still an enlightening experience.

I think i’m getting more used to being a loner. Maybe I am destined to be alone forever. I’ve been a decent human being for a while now, if people still can’t accept me, then so be it.