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	<title>my life sucks</title>
	<link>http://imikey.com</link>
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		<title>Living next to a baseball stadium blows.</title>
		<description>Well, sometimes.

I live about 5 blocks away from us cellular stadium. Home of the white sox. The girl I've been seeing enjoys coming over, however there's a problem. All of the street parking in my area is reserved for people who have a sticker which declares them a resident of ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/10/04/living-next-to-a-baseball-stadium-blows.html</link>
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		<title>My Hero</title>
		<description>I have a hero. His name is Yamantaka Eye. Back in the 1980s, he was the frontman for an infamous japanese noise act called "Hanatarash". Hanatarash was notorious for having extremely dangerous live shows. Here's a little from wikipedia:

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Hanatarash was notorious for its dangerous live shows. Some of the band's ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/09/30/my-hero.html</link>
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		<title>ah, hairless.</title>
		<description>On monday I had a date with su, and she'd been bugging me to chop off all my hair, so before I met up with her I went to hair cuttery to get all of my hair cut off.

It wasn't because she'd recommended I do it. Several people had told ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/09/18/ah-hairless.html</link>
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		<title>balding</title>
		<description>I've been losing my hair since i was 19.

In this 25th year of my life, my hair's pretty bad looking, and could definitely benefit from complete removal. Su told me to shave it all off earlier this week, and I'm fixing to get it all cut off tomorrow, or monday.

I've ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/09/12/balding.html</link>
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		<title>ah yes</title>
		<description>Yesterday, Roomie-Ex Alison moved out.

Yippy.

She's moving up to boystown with her project/boyfriend because he cannot afford to live in his current residence.

Nor can she afford to live anywhere, as her mother continues to pay her rent to this day in the 35th year of her life.

So, me and derek are ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/09/03/ah-yes-2.html</link>
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		<title>Can you really take a guy dressed up as a bat seriously in a drama?</title>
		<description>I refuse to see the new batman movie.

To start, batman isn't even a superhero. He's just a guy that dresses up like a bat and attempts to fight crime. He is routinely beat up by his 'normal guy' enemies, and gets hurt from things like punches, shoves, and the like. ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/07/31/batman.html</link>
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		<title>regarding the idiots who believe obama is the anti-christ</title>
		<description>Don't you think if the anti-christ did exist, he would have read the bible, and changed everything about himself to reflect the exact opposite of what it says the anti-christ would be? 

The bible made up the bit about the antichrist being muslim because christians are inherently the enemies of ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/07/04/regarding-the-idiots-who-believe-obama-is-the-anti-christ.html</link>
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		<title>the world would be a better place if we all ignored dmca complaints.</title>
		<description>Some fuckneck has been sending photos.cx a shit load of abuse complaints bitching specifically about screenshots of porn, porn from companies who have hired him.

If you've ever seen those little galleries of thumbnails that people make from movies with 'media player classic', you know what I'm talking about. This guy ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/07/02/the-world-would-be-a-better-place-if-we-all-ignored-dmca-complaints.html</link>
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		<title>hahaha</title>
		<description>


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		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/06/28/hahaha.html</link>
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		<title>oh wanderlust</title>
		<description>On the night of my birthday, I started walking, and ended up walking like 20 as-literal-as-possible miles to a west suburb. Some place called Maywood. This trip took me straight through the ghetto, where people treated me much nicer than the people i've encountered in the ritzy parts of town, ...</description>
		<link>http://imikey.com/2008/06/25/oh-wanderlust.html</link>
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