mike bailey’s anarchist campaign of disinformation

in case there’s anyone who still thinks we’re the good guys

Filed under: A Glimpse into The Madness, General, The Internet — mikey @ 7:53 am

here’s something for you

ah, that’s original.

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 12:37 am

steadfast hosting appears to have opened up shop a month ago, breaking away from their primary operation, paintball hosting.

This appears to be the third company who decided to use “stead” in their name. First being the company I work for, steadfast networks, and then another company called steadcom popped up. However, I’m not as bothered by steadcom as I am by steadfasthosting.

I suppose we could just let the company run it’s course, and inevitably fail because the owner more than likely doesn’t have any idea what he’s doing. That’s what happens with most companies who aren’t founded by people intelligent enough to come up with their own product. He might get a sale or two off our reputation by clueless newbies who believe his company is the “steadfast” everyone talks about, but there really isn’t any way he’ll ever succeed in the long run.

Or we could go to ICANN and get the name turned over to us, since he’s blatantly violating our trademarks.

Regardless, this should all be pretty fun to witness. Any way it ends, it’s bound to be full of lols.

John Mccain was a vietnam POW for 5 years.

Filed under: General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 2:43 pm

how many vietnam flashbacks do you think john mccain has every day?

I’m thinkin one in the afternoon one in the evening and any time he sleeps he dreams of the horrors he encountered while he was a pow there.

we’re going to be reoccupying vietnam within 10 days of his taking office.

Have you ever met a 100% sane vietnam vet? Maybe 1/20? Was that person a POW as well? It’s just not a totally great idea to put someone with a really serious tendency for deep serious psychosis into the top office in the country where anxiety levels are bound to be 3000% higher.. The dude is going to end up flipping out, and we’re going to end up bombing the shit out of france for no reason.

Please, don’t vote for john mccain. He will end the world.

Awesome.

Filed under: The Internet — mikey @ 9:03 am

A few days ago I got banned from wht for comparing a moderator to george w. bush.

Any other president, would have probably been taken as a compliment.

The post was:

Does being the george bush of wht feel as good as your post leads me to believe?’.

That post was made after moderator/cabin rapist impersonator bear posted:

Pretty sure it’s already been established that we won’t be adding this, so it’s moot.

Which was a reiteration of an earlier post he made:

No, that would be a requests forum. We’ve already established that won’t be happening.

which was originally in response to my:

Alright, I can agree with new threads where someone is offering their services in the first post. However, I believe threads where one requests a service, anyone should allowed to debate and compete for an offer.

When he made his original post, I asked him:

Then why’s the thread open?

To which he replied:

In case anyone had anything non-frivilous that hadn’t been said yet.

The thread went dead for several days after that, until wht member “dougy” bumped the thread to let everyone know that the number of people who wanted a requests forum had overtaken the number of people who didn’t, possibly as the result of my counter-arguments. However, this hasn’t stopped webhostingtalk’s moderators from burying their eheads in the sand, and declaring those votes as meaningless.

It seems pretty clear that they don’t really care about their ‘be polite’ rule, as his posts were much more insulting than mine. I kind of think I was baited into making the reply.

britney spears is more punk than all of epitaph records

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 9:45 am

The music might not be so great, but reading about stuff like this just cracks me up.

Look at everything she’s doing. She’s already proclaimed herslef to be the anti-christ, showed her vagina to the public, frightened children she doesn’t even know, probably done a lot of really serious drugs. Would it not make sense for her to join a hardcore punk band? Hell, she could incorporate most of the stunts she’s pulled into her stage act, and have rave reviews even with the oldest, and most underground of critics.

more footage of dave

Filed under: General, The Daily RoundUp, The Internet — mikey @ 11:24 am


Note: I am NOT the mike he is referring to


let’s have a chat with dave

Filed under: General, The Internet — mikey @ 11:13 am

[14:43] jdplvy313: yo
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: hi dave how are drugs
[14:44] jdplvy313: what happend to ur site
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it while doing heroin
[14:44] jdplvy313: wrong
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave i am right
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you must have blacked out
[14:44] jdplvy313: TRILLIN.NET NO LONGER EXISTS
[14:45] jdplvy313: http://trollin.net/forum
[14:45] jdplvy313: not there
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: cool
[14:45] jdplvy313: what happend to it
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:45] jdplvy313: NO I DIDNT
[14:45] jdplvy313: I DONT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:46] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you hacked trollin why did you do it
[14:47] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOLE, I DNO NOT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:47] sdrawkcabyekim: are you sure you weren’t blacked out from shooting up too my heroin and pcp dave
[14:47] jdplvy313: I DONT DO DRUGS ASSHIOLE
[14:47] jdplvy313: U FUCKING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you have a drug problem
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOILE
[14:48] jdplvy313: I DO NOT DO DRIUGS
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCMING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you so mad? are you on drugs or something?
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK OFF NIOGGER

[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave, you fuck off, you fuck off on drugs.
[14:49] jdplvy313: I ASKED UA SIMPLE FUICKING QUESTUION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SITE DOWNB
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you yelling at me about drugs why are you so addicted dave i’m worried about you
[14:49] jdplvy313: FUCK U NIGGR DROP DEAD JACKASS
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: okay bye
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY CANT U ANSER A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SIUTE GONE
[14:50] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:50] jdplvy313: DIDNDT
[14:50] jdplvy313: I
[14:50] jdplvy313: NO
[14:50] jdplvy313: SDK.AFF.SGJFAL;DKH;ADSH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ;ADGHKDAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAGHDGAH’SG’J
[14:50] jdplvy313: FJD
[14:50] jdplvy313: JKDG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KGJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘GKK
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘DG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘SFH
[14:50] jdplvy313: SH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ADF
[14:50] jdplvy313: G
[14:50] jdplvy313: FUCKING NIGGER
[14:50] *** “jdplvy313″ signed off at Sun Dec 23 14:50:18 2007.

a good idae or idea for any forum really

Filed under: The Internet — mikey @ 12:59 pm

(to swr)

[11:54] Mikey: i have an idea for wht
[11:55] Mikey: make an exclamation point counter, and if the user uses more than 10 exclamation points in one post, it sets a ban on them for 15 minutes and says “no Brazilians allowed” whenever they try to do anything.

let’s all get glass caskets when we die

Filed under: General, Weight Loss — mikey @ 3:57 am

That way, if they need to move us out of the ground in order to expand an airport, they’ll have to see our rotting/rotten bodies, and we’ll all have a good laugh as we watch them gag from whatever dimension of the afterlife we are stuck into at that point.

Let’s catch back up with AT&T

Filed under: A Glimpse into The Madness, General, The Internet, Weight Loss — mikey @ 10:05 pm

A few nights ago I didn’t have anything to do, and I got another application for Mike P. Bailey from capital one in my mailbox. So, I mustered up some coherent thought, and dialed them to be greeted by this somewhat southern 48 year old hag who sounded like she’s been chain smoking daily for the past 10 years.

I explained to them how the last call went down. How I gave cingular a fake name 3 years ago at my old address, and had called AT&T giving them information related to my real address, and my home address, and had been told that both accounts were out of their solicitation databases, and how i’d somehow started to receive applications for both mike p. bailey and paul m. bailey in my mailbox, and how no other company has records for mike p. bailey in their database except for AT&T.

Well, this woman told me straight away that AT&T never sells information to other companies. I argued that it was impossible for capital one to think mike p. bailey lives here as AT&T is the only company that has that name and this address. She then told me about how she’s been an AT&T customer for the past 30 years, and had never had any issues with them. I then began to say “i deserve compensation for this” and she immediately broke in with “wohh wohh wohh”, and actually, litterally told me, and I quote “We don’t know that!”. Can you believe that shit? The woman almost explicitly called me a liar. I never gave a single company on this planet the name of Mike p. bailey, how else could capital one make the connection between that name, and this address, without getting that information from AT&T? What the hell is this shit? AT&T just lied to me, and now i’m getting two applications per mail dropoff from random companies because AT&T wanted to make a buck off me.

It’s bad enough that they’re kicking my ass with this $60/month phone bill, and also recording my phone calls to give them to the government whenever they hint at the idea. Do they really need to butcher me threefold with this blatant abuse of my account data?

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