Note: I am NOT the mike he is referring to

[14:43] jdplvy313: yo
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: hi dave how are drugs
[14:44] jdplvy313: what happend to ur site
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it while doing heroin
[14:44] jdplvy313: wrong
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave i am right
[14:44] sdrawkcabyekim: you must have blacked out
[14:44] jdplvy313: TRILLIN.NET NO LONGER EXISTS
[14:45] jdplvy313: http://trollin.net/forum
[14:45] jdplvy313: not there
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: cool
[14:45] jdplvy313: what happend to it
[14:45] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:45] jdplvy313: NO I DIDNT
[14:45] jdplvy313: I DONT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:46] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you hacked trollin why did you do it
[14:47] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOLE, I DNO NOT KNOW HOW TO HACK
[14:47] sdrawkcabyekim: are you sure you weren’t blacked out from shooting up too my heroin and pcp dave
[14:47] jdplvy313: I DONT DO DRUGS ASSHIOLE
[14:47] jdplvy313: U FUCKING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: yes you do dave you have a drug problem
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK U ASSHOILE
[14:48] jdplvy313: I DO NOT DO DRIUGS
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCMING NIGGER
[14:48] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you so mad? are you on drugs or something?
[14:48] jdplvy313: FUCK OFF NIOGGER

[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: no dave, you fuck off, you fuck off on drugs.
[14:49] jdplvy313: I ASKED UA SIMPLE FUICKING QUESTUION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SITE DOWNB
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: dave why are you yelling at me about drugs why are you so addicted dave i’m worried about you
[14:49] jdplvy313: FUCK U NIGGR DROP DEAD JACKASS
[14:49] sdrawkcabyekim: okay bye
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY CANT U ANSER A SIMPLE FUCKING QUESTION
[14:49] jdplvy313: WHY IS UR SIUTE GONE
[14:50] sdrawkcabyekim: you hacked it
[14:50] jdplvy313: DIDNDT
[14:50] jdplvy313: I
[14:50] jdplvy313: NO
[14:50] jdplvy313: SDK.AFF.SGJFAL;DKH;ADSH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ;ADGHKDAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAJH
[14:50] jdplvy313: DAGHDGAH’SG’J
[14:50] jdplvy313: FJD
[14:50] jdplvy313: JKDG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KGJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘KJ
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘GKK
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘DG
[14:50] jdplvy313: ‘SFH
[14:50] jdplvy313: SH
[14:50] jdplvy313: ADF
[14:50] jdplvy313: G
[14:50] jdplvy313: FUCKING NIGGER
[14:50] *** “jdplvy313″ signed off at Sun Dec 23 14:50:18 2007.

(to swr)

[11:54] Mikey: i have an idea for wht
[11:55] Mikey: make an exclamation point counter, and if the user uses more than 10 exclamation points in one post, it sets a ban on them for 15 minutes and says “no Brazilians allowed” whenever they try to do anything.

That way, if they need to move us out of the ground in order to expand an airport, they’ll have to see our rotting/rotten bodies, and we’ll all have a good laugh as we watch them gag from whatever dimension of the afterlife we are stuck into at that point.

A few nights ago I didn’t have anything to do, and I got another application for Mike P. Bailey from capital one in my mailbox. So, I mustered up some coherent thought, and dialed them to be greeted by this somewhat southern 48 year old hag who sounded like she’s been chain smoking daily for the past 10 years.

I explained to them how the last call went down. How I gave cingular a fake name 3 years ago at my old address, and had called AT&T giving them information related to my real address, and my home address, and had been told that both accounts were out of their solicitation databases, and how i’d somehow started to receive applications for both mike p. bailey and paul m. bailey in my mailbox, and how no other company has records for mike p. bailey in their database except for AT&T.

Well, this woman told me straight away that AT&T never sells information to other companies. I argued that it was impossible for capital one to think mike p. bailey lives here as AT&T is the only company that has that name and this address. She then told me about how she’s been an AT&T customer for the past 30 years, and had never had any issues with them. I then began to say “i deserve compensation for this” and she immediately broke in with “wohh wohh wohh”, and actually, litterally told me, and I quote “We don’t know that!”. Can you believe that shit? The woman almost explicitly called me a liar. I never gave a single company on this planet the name of Mike p. bailey, how else could capital one make the connection between that name, and this address, without getting that information from AT&T? What the hell is this shit? AT&T just lied to me, and now i’m getting two applications per mail dropoff from random companies because AT&T wanted to make a buck off me.

It’s bad enough that they’re kicking my ass with this $60/month phone bill, and also recording my phone calls to give them to the government whenever they hint at the idea. Do they really need to butcher me threefold with this blatant abuse of my account data?

back in 2003 I was living in oxford, michigan, and I didn’t have a cell phone. So, I went up town to the bank, got $500 out, and proceeded to go to my local cingular dealer where I bought a Nokia phone that was like $400, on a prepaid plan because i didn’t want to have any bills.

While signing up for the account, i made sure to use a fake name, so I picked out a spin on my name, Mike P. bailey, but I also gave them my actual address, in case anything important happened with the account, and they needed to contact me.

Well, this all went through, and the phone ended up breaking, with absolutely no support from nokia, so I just let the prepaid account go, and never touched it. Then after a couple more months, I started getting mail addressed to Mike P. Bailey at my house, credit card applications and such. I never got into any of that, and just threw away the mail whenever i got it.

In june of this year, I ended up moving away from michigan, and was still recieving mail. After a couple of months I realized this was still happening, so I called up AT&T who bought cingular some time ago, and asked if they could just delete the mike p. bailey account. During this call, I gave AT&T my actual wireless account info, because i already had an account with them for my iphone (which they’re fucking raping me with). Well, they told me they couldn’t delete the account, but they could put my information into their ‘do not send offers’ database. “Fine, super, thank you!” I said, and happily hung up.

And I did remain happy up until yesterday afternoon, when I recieved two credit card applications from capital one: one addressed to Paul M. bailey, and one for Mike P. Bailey.

It seems that AT&T not only lied to my face, but also violated my privacy. Isn’t this kind of illegal?

During the past few weeks, I’ve started listening to more Gabber music. Previously, most of my electronic music listening was devoted to the happyhardcore stuff, but I’m starting to enjoy gabber more now, and plan to start listening to more and more.

If you want to listen to gabber, i recommend di.fm, i own a subscription to it, and it gives me a 192kbps stream that runs 24/7 with new music always being played on a variety of channels.

You are now speaking with Jeannien Zarate of iWeb-En.

mike bailey: hi there, could you tell me anything about your company’s involvement with mediadefender? whois.arin.net tells me they have a swip block with you.

Jeannien Zarate: Hi , mike bailey. How can I help you?

mike bailey: Mediadefender IWEB-CL-T005-170CL-230 (NET-64-15-153-64-1) 64.15.153.64 - 64.15.1
53.71

mike bailey: i’m just a little curious

Jeannien Zarate: we don’t have a relation with mediadefender

mike bailey: are you sure? it says you host them.

mike bailey: at least part of their operation at least.

mike bailey: C:\Documents and Settings\Mike>whois 64.15.153.64
[Querying whois.arin.net]
[whois.arin.net]
Groupe iWeb Technologies inc. IWEBGROUP (NET-64-15-128-0-1)
64.15.128.0 - 64.15.159.255
Mediadefender IWEB-CL-T005-170CL-230 (NET-64-15-153-64-1)
64.15.153.64 - 64.15.153.71

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2007-09-17 19:10
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN’s WHOIS database.

mike bailey: i mean… it says ‘IWEB’ right there

Jeannien Zarate: what is the domain name?

mike bailey: i can’t get that information right now, because it appears each of their machines have been taken offline, probably out of fear.

mike bailey: I can give you an ip address though.

mike bailey: 64.15.153.64 - 64.15.153.71

mike bailey: those ip addresses are allocated to mediadefender.

mike bailey: unless your swip database is outdated

Jeannien Zarate: mediadefender.com ?

mike bailey: that’s their domain, but it’s not hosted at iweb.

mike bailey: the company however, does host some data with you.

Jeannien Zarate: all i can tell you, those ips are ours.

mike bailey: they are, and apparently they were split between iweb, and mediadefender.

mike bailey: arin doesn’t lie

Jeannien Zarate: ok, i have no more information for you

mike bailey: cool, thanks!

Jeannien Zarate: Do you have another question?

Jeannien Zarate: If you have any other questions, don’t hesitate to contact us back. Have a nice day!

mike bailey: yes. I’m interestead in setting up a honeypot to catch 13 year old kids downloading downloading tv shows that air on wednesday nights on fox. could you host me, and declare complete ignorance any time someoneo asks about my organization’s involvement with your company?

Jeannien Zarate: i suggest you to read our terms of service

Jeannien Zarate: http://iweb8.com/legal/terms/

mike bailey: Cool! thanks, and have a nice day.

This guy

I’ll admit it, I’m a pervert. I regularly search craigslist for local people in hopes of finding that one wonderful person who will finally have sex with me. However, any god damn time I search craigslist for “bridgeport” (my neighborhood), this dude’s ads show up, and I end up clicking only to see that face, a picture of his flat ass, and a picture of his most likely aids filled dong.

I’ve seen this guy post all kinds of crazy stuff. From tales about dudes in my neighborhood having sex in alleyways, and him bringing people to them, to stories about him wanting to have some ‘uninhibited sex’ with whoever is willing to respond to his ad. I don’t know about you guys, but the phrase ‘let’s have uninhibited sex’ always makes me think “hi, i have aids. Let’s have unprotected sex so we can both have aids.”.

This guy’s whole presence on craigslist just has me creeped out to no end. Any time I go out for a walk in my neighborhood I’m nervous that I’m going to see him, and he’s going to throw me into his van where he’s going to give me all kinds of weird STDs. Hell, just the other night when I walked up to CVS and I could have sworn I saw him.

I thought I’d break in with some happy news that I discovered in my schedule.

1) I am going to see the brokedowns on August 10th, and am looking forward to seeing them. I’ve been listening to them since before I moved to chicago, and can’t wait to see them live.

2) I am going to see turbonegro on the 19th of September. I’ve been a fan of turbonegro for a few years now, since first listening to them on some random compilation.

3) I won’t have to work Thanksgiving, so I’ll be able to go back home to see einen family, and get really messed up on turkey. However, I will have to be back to chicago by the 25th of November to get back to work.

4) I won’t have to work Christmas either, which is great, because the family had really been yelling at me to get back home for that holiday. But, I’m going to have to be on a train back to Chicago the very next day so I’ll be able to work the night of the 27th.

I’m not sure if Amtrak will schedule runs for the day after Christmas, and that has me a little bit worried. However, pending unavailable trains on the 26th, and coworkers attempting to bribe me into working, I should have a pretty kickass schedule for the rest of the year.